INCONCEIVABLE
Music and Lyrics by Treyan Porter
(Vizzini)
Did you see what I just did
Did you blink, or look away (yes you did)
It might be hard to accept
But I’m on fire today
It’s ok, don’t feel bad you see
‘Cause there’s, no way to keep up with me
I’ve got an IQ that’s off the charts
And this is just child’s play
You might even say…it’s…
Inconceivable
Go on admit it now I’m on a roll
It’s really something quite beautiful
How I stepped right in and took control
And my intellect
It might just blow your mind to think of it
There’s really not much I don’t know
I know, it’s inconceivable
But it’s true you know
(pause music)
(Vizzini hacks and coughs)
[Man in Black]: Are you ok?
[Vizzini]: Yeah, I’m fine
(spoken with disgust at being asked)
(resume playback of music)
I know you showed up today
Looking for a victory (that’s cute)
I’m sorry to disappoint
But all the bets were on me
It will be over soon, I can tell you’re
Starting to fade, and any minute now
It will be the end for you, and a win for me
And I’m just gonna walk away
You might even say…it’s…
Inconceivable
Go on admit it now I’m on a roll
It’s really something quite beautiful
How I stepped right in and took control
And my intellect
It might just blow your mind to think of it
There’s really not much I don’t know
I know, it’s inconceivable
But it’s true you know
(pause music)
(Vizzini hacks and coughs, longer and worse this time):
[Man in Black]: Are you sure you’re ok?
[Vizzini]: Yeah, just a bit of heartburn
(resume playback of music)
They say that humility is a virtue, well ok…
But when you’re always a winner
How else can you play the game?
Yeah…you might even say…it’s…
Inconceivable
Go on admit it now I’m on a roll
It’s really something quite beautiful
How I stepped right in and took control (yeah)
And my intellect
It might just blow your mind to think of it
There’s really not much I don’t know
I know, it’s inconceivable
But it’s true you know
(Vizzini hacks and coughs, then laughs hysterically, then dies)
(This is his swan song)